COCKroach?? what about CUNTroach???

twitter user: oh no i ran out of my daily free Twitter Minutes🐦™️ !! guess i have to wait til tomorrow or some gay shit idk

tumblr user on their 17059356th post of the day throwing peanuts to a live audience:

I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.

Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode

Seinfeld

"I don't like butch lesbians" "I don't like masculine women" ok come here